stop promoting tiny penises. we need a supreme race of nothing but huge dicks. kill off the weak meated. survival of the thickest. Charles darwang. Charles dongwin. DongWang. cock
That feeling when a song starts to play and you know more than one song that starts the same way but you guess the song right anyway like yesss bitch that’s right I know u
By the each
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
im simultaneously getting worse and better with age
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
santa must really hate poor people
Why am I awake who summoned me
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
i cant stand those dad jokes
does that mean im not meant to be a father
ok so someone was supposed to reply with
"its nice to meet you ‘not meant to be a father’."
but none of you did and i am disappointed
hi disappointed, I’m dad
I love coffee
I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy.
The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.
This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.
Fools- The Dodos